Daddy: Look, I don't know if you have or not a boyfriend but I'm telling you that you shouldn't hang out with so many guys
Me: But.... I really haven't hung out with guys of late..................
Daddy: Oh, right, right. No boys?
Me: Nope
Daddy: So you don't have a boyfriend?
Me: Not at the moment
Daddy: I do not believe you.
Me: Okay fine, you got me there. I'm sorry I lied. I actually have a boyfriend and his name is non-existant
Daddy: Oh, Non-existant sounds like a nice name! I would like to meet Non-existant.
Me: Father, you are being ridiculous
Daddy: Ha ha ha, or am I?!

And I present to you, my Father of the 21st century. (sighs)