I can feel you starring at me from the side of my eyes. And she thinks you're fond of me. Are you, really? Because I don't even know. You're really charming in your own way and I totally understand why girls fall head over heels over you. But can you stop doing that to me, don't look at me that way if you don't mean it. What a charmer you are.
Don't try to understand this post if you can't because you're not supposed to.